Beat Your Bitch with A Board

January 14th, 2010 by Fish

It used to be that one could have a handy board hanging up someplace around the house as a reminder to a bitch not to misbehave. Not that it had much effect mind you since the memory of a bitch is somewhat akin to a goldfish. But it did keep your bitch in line quite effectively.

Now off to the present day your bitch is free to do whatever she indeed feels like and we of course are not allowed to beat our bitches anymore (at least legally). but at what cost to society?

Lets look at our recent housing bubble for example? Who indeed do you think bought houses they couldn’t afford? Hmm lets see. Most guys I know really have no interest blowing their life savings in a oversized box if it wasn’t for whatever bitch he married whining at him that they needed a bigger house.

Furthermore I bet you if you looked at the difference between credit card debt between bitches and men you would find that the vast majority of money is spent on useless shit from our bitches.

All of which of course could be solved by letting us beat our bitches again.

From The Training of O