Bitch Borrows a Cup of Flour gets Rough Sex instead

February 18th, 2010 by Fish

Now I usually don’t mind if a bitch bangs on my door looking to borrow some ingredient since although they didn’t have the presence of mine to actually buy it from the grocery store since at the very least the bitch is cooking, which of course is something she should be doing in the first place.

But on occasion I have been asked by particularly dim bitches for the main ingredient of whatever their little brains have decided to cook. Such as apples if she is making say an apple pie. Now although engaging in proper bitch behavior such as cooking one would expect a bitch to at least have the main ingredient before she decides to begin such an endeavor.

But despite such minor annoyances one also must weigh the inherent riskiness of banging on a strangers door demanding a wayward ingredient when of course she could just remember the damn thing next time she goes to the store. Now in this case the strange neighbor indeed had no interest in the bitches cooking abilities and the only pie he is indeed after is the one between this bitches legs.

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