Bitches Beware of Rough Sex on the Ides of March

March 15th, 2010 by Fish

Julius Caesar was one bad ass dude. He conquered the world, raped and pillaged and probably had quite a bit of rough sex with the roman bitches since at the time they were more or less treated like bitches should be treated.

Of course they didn’t have all the modern props we have in modern times but then again that is indeed the beauty of rough sex. Beating a bitch with a stick is just as effective as some over priced leather crop one can get from a sex shop.

Thus today for all you ignorant fucks out there is the day he was assassinated. Now history tells us it was an act to preserve the democracy in Rome but inevitably it was probably about some unnamed bitch that has been lost to history since they indeed are the ones that tend to fuck things up.

Regardless of the reason, Rome went on to be a superpower for a millennia continuing the worthwhile pursuit of orgies, conquering their enemies and raping and pillaging their women since roman bitches had become quite annoying.

Thus today we celebrate the first culture to document Rough Sex and how bitches should indeed be treated. So put on your party hats and get out there and find a bitch to rough fuck.

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