Brutally Raped By The Occupiers

June 17th, 2010 by Fish

So we have this war going on in the shithole of the world over oil. Every time I turn it on some asshole is going on how we have no idea how to actually “win” the war. But I am indeed smarter than all these shitheads and we can win it without a shot fired and alot of happy marines. Though of course Rough Sex.

You see our camel jockeying friends seem to be obsessed with virgins. Why this is I have no idea, but then again if I were raised in nothing but a large hot desert I would have some pretty fucked up ideas as well. Now they are so obsessed that they have a tendency to try to stone to death any bitch that isn’t one. Not that I am complaining of course since apparently bitches who are threatened with a rock tend to comply quite well with the demands of men.

But what we haven’t figured out is something the roman’s and the Vikings knew for a long time. Just rape the fuck out of everyone! First of all its fun. Second of all they are simply bitches and thus deserve as such. And finally it annoys those who tend to get pissed off about such things which are of course the idiots who are shooting at us.

Now should we do this very obvious thing, the first thing these idiots will do is stone their non virgin bitches. Which of course will seriously deplete the number of bitches to fuck. The rest of them will spend all of their time trying to keep their bitches from being brutally raped, and have considerably less time thinking about how to kill us!

Finally you are left with a bunch of men in the desert with no bitches to fuck, and wait a couple of years those mother fuckers will start offing themselves. I mean why bother, hell if they blow themselves up they believe they get to fuck a bunch of virgin bitches. And since there are none here. well why the hell not?

Eventually with the lack of morons we can then happily waltz in there and take their former oil. And now we have a big empty unpleasant desert we can send all of our ugly bitches there so we don’t have to look at them.

From Uniform Domination