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So newest thing that bitches are complaining about is that some backwater hick city on the asshole of the universe decriminalized something that shouldn’t have been criminalized in the first place.  Beating bitches.  You see Topeka Kansas has run out of money.  Probably because its…  well…. Kansas.  Considering anyone with any kind of money has [...]

So unsurprisingly bitches simply don’t have a sense of humor.  A bunch of bitches have got their panties in a bunch because Belvedere Vodka issued a new advertisement featuring a a guy with a surprised bitch and the  tag line.  “Unlike some people, Belvedere goes down smoothly” which I find quite clever and amusing.  Shit [...]

Now that spring has hit and we are having unprecedented warmth for this time of year since global warming is all bullshit.  The first thing our bitches are going to do is to pull out their short shorts and parade their ass around.  Don’t get me wrong I love a bitch in tight jeans as [...]

There is an old adage in the gilded halls of major corporations around the world.  While it is spoken in many languages it all says basically the same thing.  “If you want a job done correctly then don’t give it to a bitch.”   Now up until the last 30 years or so this was quite [...]

Lets face it,  Bitches belong in the kitchen.  In fact the only time they should be allowed out of the damn place is when they are either cleaning or getting fucked assuming you aren’t giving the bitch rough sex in the kitchen.  Now that I think about why would a bitch ever want to leave [...]

You would think bitches would learn by now that when we come home drunk we usually want to fuck.  Being bitches it is their job to oblige us!  Unfortunately much of the time our bitches disagree which of course they also have not learned we usually couldn’t give two shits about whatever silliness runs through [...]

So finally Christmas is over and bitches the world over are now whining what their men gave them since bitches are about as selfish as they come.  I blame the media for this crap since every Christmas the airwaves are full of some dumb shit buying his bitch a Lexus and leaving it out in [...]

Bitches have this thing about putting out on the first date.  As far as I am concerned fucking the bitch should be a given after all the money you just blew though bringing the slut out for a good time.  Its basic contract law.  I ask you out,  you accept.  I spend money on you [...]

So I was reading this story a couple of weeks ago.  This dude who owns a scrap yard in Cincinnati caught this teen bitch breaking in and trying to steal from him.  Now undoubtedly this bitch needs to be taught a lesson.  But taking pity on her he tells her that he won’t call the [...]

Lets say your a bitch and there is some creepy guy hanging around outside your very secluded front door.  Now the logical thing is to either leave or at the very least call the cops. Ah but bitch brains don’t work like yours or mine,  They simply think that this is some dude here to [...]