Even Ugly Chicks Need Rough Sex

August 20th, 2008 by Fish

Now I have fucked my fair share of sluts that I seriously regretted in the morning. Actually I probably fucked more than my fair share. But there is a liberating feeling when you fuck some ugly slut and simply don’t care.

Case in point, Sitting at a dive bar with a friend of mine I spied across the room some ugly slut. When I say she was ugly, I was drunk and she was still fucking horrible. but I was bored so what the fuck.

To make a story short this slut brought me back to her place where I proceeded to more or less abuse her in simply any way my inebriated mind could think of. She even protested a couple of times but after I reminded her she was an ugly slut she quieted down quite a bit and let me stick it wherever I chose to.

Next morning my dickhead friend calls me up and asks me about the slut. I am like "Dude she was fucking ugly, I was drunk and I knew it!" How does one retort to a statement like that?

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