If your Slut Can’t Cook Rape Her Instead

September 24th, 2009 by Fish

Bitches have really only three uses. In order of importance they are fucking, cooking and cleaning. I put cleaning last since its not all that expensive to hire a proper cunt to come clean your house. The other two can indeed get quite expensive.

Now of course our bitches doesn’t see it that way. They want to be “fulfilled” . Well I indeed hate to break it to them the only way the are going to be fulfilled is to be literally filled with cock. But I digress.

Now if the slut has a proper mother that was taught properly to be a bitch she can cook. Unfortunately these are indeed a dying breed.

Our education system is woefully inadequate in preparing a cunt to make a man happy. In addition to Rough Sex, every bitch should be taught how to cook properly before they graduate from school. What good is teaching them math when they have a little piece of plastic that someone else pays for that can buy all of the shiny baubles her heart desires!

So what to do if your cunt can’t cook? Well your in a bit of dilemma and some decisions must be made. If she fucks adequately and can clean properly one might overlook this and simply teach her to make you proper sandwiches upon demand. Should however she be missing yet another one of these critical life skills it is indeed time to find yourself another bitch.

Of course you can decide to try to correct the situation. And your friend Fish has the answer. The first thing you do is buy her a bunch of cook books. Now being rather lazy one must put some incentive into reading such books. But you can handle this by either slapping the cunt or dangling trinkets in front of her.

Now when she inevitably fucks up whatever she is trying to cook, you simply play to her strengths. Since she can indeed fuck properly you bend her over and brutally force fuck her. This will accomplish a couple of things. First it will ensure the next time she will try harder. Second while you still might be hungry at least you got your load off, and while she is crying on the floor pick her up by the hair and demand she make you a sandwich.

From Ravished Bride