Raped for Stealing his Pack of Cigarettes

September 17th, 2010 by Fish

It used to me a man could light up wherever he pleased. In the US of course this is no longer the case. Someone someplace deemed it “bad for you”. Now here in the US, our bitches don’t seem to have the capability of seeing grey areas. Of course its bad for you, Hell I would even agree its bad for you if you were hot boxed for 20 years in a smoky room. But bitches of course can’t understand this, and if something is bad for you, then of course non of us should be doing it.

So here in the US, they started a campaign to eradicate smoking. First it was airplanes, then in office buildings. Now you can’t even smoke in bars! How silly is that. Finally our bitches now don’t want you to even smoke outside. It offends their delicate sense of smell.

The bottom line is would have of course could have been thwarted by Rough Sex. Bitches are always offended that someone is enjoying something that they don’t want you to enjoy. Is it bad for you? of course? But so are bitches! So they make all these silly laws and get the girly men to go along with it. Now look where we are, we can’t even enjoy a smoke over a beer.

It would have been better if someone just raped the shit out of the first bitch who tried to grab his smokes. Make sure if you do, you put your ashtray on her back when you fuck her from behind to make sure you have someplace to put your ashes.

From Scream and Cream