Rough Sex and Ex-Con’s

January 1st, 2009 by Fish

The one thing that you learn the day you are able to afford Movers instead of your lazy ass friends to move all your shit into another place is that all movers are criminals.

There is exactly no other way a human can get that big and hump that heavy useless shit that you have in your house other then having nothing better to do then pumping the shit out of the iron in the yard.

So just remember as your standing there on your lawn watching these monsters move all your crap into a truck no matter what you tip them or how hard they work they will be thinking about raping the crap out of your frigid wife and your innocent daughter

From Uniform Domination