Rough Sex and the Remote Control

September 2nd, 2009 by Fish

This is another rough sex post for all you poor married fuckers out there that got suckered into marrying a bitch. (hey it happens to the best of us). So, after a long hard day of work your sitting watching the game on television.

Now the reason why your mindlessly watching television is the fact that your bitch hasn’t fucked you since last year some time when she got a little drunk at a Christmas party and was too fucked up to protest you pounding the shit out of her. BUT being the poor pathetic soul that you are, (we feel for you) you simply deal with the fact that you are gonna support this lazy no sex bitch for the rest of your life.

Suddenly your fat ass wife plops down next to you, grabs the remote and changes the channel to whatever cunt TV they have on Lifetime! Besides its her television too, it indeed does not matter to a bitch that you have actually paid for the thing and work all day to support her lazy ass.

So now your sitting there, No sex, no TV, I bet you the bitch even forgot to get you beer during the once a week she gets off her fat ass and goes grocery shopping. What of course is a man to do.

Well fighting over the remote is what first comes to mind, but after you get the slut in a compromising position your lack of sex simply takes over. You need to fuck this bitch and fuck her now, whether she likes it or not! (most likely the latter).

Now if this dude was smart he would have jammed the remote in her pie hole once she starting her bitch whine about how she didn’t want to be fucked right now. On second thought don’t do that, you’ll ruin the remote, how the fuck can you watch TV without the remote! Screw it, just deal with all the bitch protests and fuck the crap out of the bitch. Besides her squirming trying to get out from under you is the most she moved during sex since you married her.

From Ravished Bride