Rough Sex for A Hitch Hiking Slut

February 4th, 2010 by Fish

You know this whole bitch driving thing is a conundrum for me. On one hand we all know bitches can’t drive worth a damn and end up making the rest of us late to wherever we need to go. On the other hand if we take cars away from bitches then we need to drive them places so we can watch them spend your money.

If of course we don’t drive them and they decide to try to grab a ride with a complete stranger then of course they would be a stupid bitch who managed to get themselves raped Kind of a catch 22 for bitches since while they are all deserving of rough sex I do want to be fair since there might be places they really need to go (like the grocery store)

But luckily I don’t make bitch laws. If I did we would all of course be happier men. So I really don’t have to deal with this seemingly bitch driving catch-22. Bitches are even allowed to own cars in today’s society! So why indeed is this bitch not working so she can earn money and buy a car rather than rely on the kindness of strangers!

Now sometimes these strangers expect payment for their kindness, something of course is foreign to a bitch thus once again when they exact payment the bitch of course gets herself brutally raped.

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