Rough Sex for being stupid enough to go to Somalia

January 27th, 2012 by Fish

Once again in the news the actions of a stupid bitch causes significant time money and resources to be spent rescuing the idiot from some hellhole.

In case you live in a box and haven’t heard every news channel screaming about it. Some bitch named Jessica Buchannan (who is actually pretty hot) got kidnapped in Somalia and they sent in the navy seals to extract the bitch so everyone can call her a hero instead of the stupid bitch who went to a shithole and got her ass kidnapped.

Now how long have the camel jockeys been fucking up their own country? 20 years or more? What would possess anyone to go to the asshole of the earth? But again this is a bitch we are talking about. Why do bitches do anything they do.

So the bitch got kidnapped and probably rough fucked a few times by whatever animals kidnapped her and realized we weren’t going to pay their dumb asses since what good is a bitch that isn’t worth anything and doesn’t get fucked!

So we had to send in the military to extract the stupid bitch and hopefully when she gets home someone somewhere will give her rough enough sex that she doesn’t do something as stupid as that again.

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