Rough Sex for Madison Scott

August 30th, 2010 by Fish

So I was in the grocery store the other day. Yes, Yes I know, buying food is a bitches job. But lacking a nearby bitch to go shopping for me sometimes you just need to do things yourself.

In any case I have my little basket on the floor next to me while I was examining some fresh fruit when a bitch comes up to me and tells me that someone could trip over my basket. Now typically I wouldn’t give a shit even if it was in the middle of the isle, since as we all know bitches tend to be distracted by the shiny packaging around them and never watch where they are going. Besides seeing a bitch fall flat on their faces is always hysterical.

That being said my little basket full of goodies was literally touching my leg. The only way a bitch could trip over it if I grabbed her and pushed her (I was seriously thinking about it) . So I look at the nosy bitch and tell her to go fuck herself and asked her why a man wasn’t escorting her so she would not annoy the rest of us. Obviously she took offence to this and walked off in a huff.

Now in a perfect world if a bitch was released into the wild without a manly escort at the very least they should have a phone number emblazoned across her chest so one can call them up and lambast the guy for leaving his bitch in public unattended. At the very least the bitch will end up getting some Rough Sex at home and perhaps learn to keep her mouth shut in public.

From Public Disgrace