Rough Sex Olympics

February 25th, 2010 by Fish

I have happily avoided watching one iota of the bitchfest they call the Winter Olympics. I might be able to enjoy it if it wasn’t for the stupid sluts whining that they aren’t getting their way.

First we had a bunch of bitches complaining that the whole 18 of them were barred since they didn’t have bitch ski jumping. Now I am not sure about you but the only time I want to see a bitch flying though the air is if I threw her off something. Besides what in the world would ski jumping advance any bitch skills that they should be utilizing. I mean can they really suck dick while flying though the air? (though the landing might be a tad uncomfortable)

Then we had a dude who one a metal in some dumb ass sport and got caught with some slut kissing his metal while he held it across his groin. This apparently is a bad thing. Its not like bitches can film themselves getting slammed for no good reason. This guy just worked his ass off for 10 years. What more justification does one need to get a fake blowjob!

So in light of the world being taken over by moron bitches I propose this. A Rough Sex Olympics. We could have Ice fucking, Hurling (but only after the bitch gags on your dick), and of course the favorite bitch jumping where you find a bitch in the woods and rough fuck her.

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