Rough Sex on a Bus

December 16th, 2009 by Fish

If there is anything in this world I hate it is taking public transportation. If there is indeed a worst form of public transportation then my friends it is the public bus. Call me a snob or a killer of the environment but I believe I would rather hear a bitch whine at me for a month then ever set foot one ever again.

You see back in the day I used to take a bus from college. But being a bus they managed to take a 2 hour ride and convert it into 5 hours. In addition you had the screaming baby, the smelly guy and the bitch who won’t stop yapping all surrounding you. Its amazed I never snapped and killed everyone.

Now had I had a naked bitch with me to suck my dick I am sure I would have probably enjoyed it more. Which begs the question on why we ever gave bitches licenses to drive since there is a bus they can be naked on and stop annoying the rest of us on the road by driving in the left lane and trying to put makeup on or yapping on a cell phone.

From Public Disgrace