Rough Sex with a Delivery Girl

March 17th, 2010 by Fish

On the rare occasion when bitches get jobs they tend to find the type of jobs where they can earn tips. Now I am not disparaging our bitches for such career choices since they are quite capable of delivering food and oddly enough contrary to bitch behavior it even serves a purpose in life!

The issue of course is the novelty of being delivered food by a hot bitch in skimpy clothing. While I wouldn’t mind such a thing, I’ll be dammed if I am going to pay a bitch more than I would any other person for delivering my pizza.

Furthermore why the hell should I be ordering pizza if I could find a bitch to cook for me rather than sit on her soon to be fat ass and complain! Well regardless of reasons, these bitches tend to get quite pissed off when you tip them as you would any other person. Even a generous tip of say 25% is met with distain. But once again being bitches they feel that they “deserve” extra money for jamming their asses into a pair of short shorts and delivering your pizza an hour late and cold since they couldn’t figure out how to get out of the parking lot.

No my friends there is no pleasing bitches regardless of how nice or generous you are, hence the reason we resort to rough sex! So the next time one of these sluts gives you a dirty look for tipping them well I would suggest you give them a tip of your own preferably forced over your table.

From Disgraced 18