Stupid Bitch Can’t work Her Television But Can Get Brutally Raped

March 2nd, 2010 by Fish

Why is it that bitches can’t figure out how to work a simple remote control. In fact anything with wires is completely befuddles the typical bitch. Now my home set up includes a Television, Cable Box, Surround Sound Receiver, Blu-ray player and a Xbox. I have one of those overpriced remotes that works them all.

Now whenever I have a bitch over to rough fuck inevitably she’ll want to watch something between the periods where I am slamming the bitch. This is fine with me since I don’t actually have to speak to the bitch. Now I say this with no exaggeration but every single bitch looks at the remote and is completely bitch baffled by the buttons that say “WATCH TV”, “PLAY MUSIC” “PLAY MOVIE”. I mean one would think its more or less self explanatory.

Furthermore bitches seem to have a problem of realizing there is more than one input on the television and if they want to change something manually they need to hit the SOURCE button and select the appropriate source. I mean what is so fucking hard about that!

Well if bitches would just take the time to learn these simple things that even their tiny minds can figure out it would of course allow them to watch television without calling some strange guy to come change the fucking channel and end up getting themselves raped.

From Uniform Domination