Suck my Dick and cook me a Turkey Bitch

November 21st, 2007 by Fish

First of all, to all of us Americans out there Happy Thanksgiving. Now unlike the screwed up world we live in wives are supposed to have some basic uses. Provide an orifice to stick my dick in, Push children out one particular orifice, Take care of said children and Fucking COOK! You would be amazed how many American women I date that can’t fucking cook because its "beneath" them. Shit I cook and I am even good at it. So again my friends. If your gonna get married make sure its not to an American bitch.

But Luckily we have one day where the bitch belongs in the kitchen. and that my friends is Thanksgiving. In celebration we have yet another unfortunate bride that gets forcibly fucked by her best friends boyfriend since her husband to be is blissfully unaware that most likely the slut he decided to marry is just that, A slut.

From Ravished Bride