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So newest thing that bitches are complaining about is that some backwater hick city on the asshole of the universe decriminalized something that shouldn’t have been criminalized in the first place.  Beating bitches.  You see Topeka Kansas has run out of money.  Probably because its…  well…. Kansas.  Considering anyone with any kind of money has [...]

If you are stupid enough to get tricked into marriage by some bitch in this day and age you inevitably have whatever hell the court system will put you though coming.  However there are some things you can do to protect yourself.  First and foremost don’t let the bitch get knocked up.  You see as [...]

So unsurprisingly bitches simply don’t have a sense of humor.  A bunch of bitches have got their panties in a bunch because Belvedere Vodka issued a new advertisement featuring a a guy with a surprised bitch and the  tag line.  “Unlike some people, Belvedere goes down smoothly” which I find quite clever and amusing.  Shit [...]

Bitches love to complain about men cheating.  But what they don’t understand is that we are supposed to.  Look in the wild,  how many animals out there fuck a single bitch their entire lives.  Not many,  why?  Because we are programmed to fuck as many bitches as we can. Now bitches cheating is entirely another [...]

Now that spring has hit and we are having unprecedented warmth for this time of year since global warming is all bullshit.  The first thing our bitches are going to do is to pull out their short shorts and parade their ass around.  Don’t get me wrong I love a bitch in tight jeans as [...]

So bitches all over twitter are enraged.  You see some bitch when doing her boyfriend’s laundry noticed the tag in his jeans.  Under care it reads simply “Give it to your woman, its her job” .  This of course enraged her prompting her to take a picture of it and twitter it all over the [...]

Now that spring is here we can expect the resurgence of the grass roots bitch movement called “the slut walk” .  This of course is a response that wise and noble constable from Canada who quite rightly suggested if bitches didn’t indeed want to be raped they could minimize their chances by not dressing like [...]

Bitches love bathrooms.  I have never seen anyone waste as much time as a bitch does in the bathroom.  So much so that bitches now demand that the shitter is a substantial room in the house!  You know what men need?  A shower, a toilet and a fucking sink with a mirror.  You can fit [...]

Bitches over the years have done and said some really stupid things regarding their so called “rights” but I have honestly never heard of anything more stupid than from some fat ugly feminist bitch named Ruby Hamad. Now being that she is indeed a bitch makes whatever she babbles about suspect in the first place.  [...]

Occupy Wallstreet in the news again and are gearing up for their spring assault on the plutocracy of the world.  While I generally agree with the fact that a couple of assholes shouldn’t hold more wealth than everybody else combined and pay lower taxes to boot.  I wish the hell they would kick the annoying [...]