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Rough Sex and the Unwilling Wife

May 1st, 2012 No Comments

For those of you idiots who have ever gotten married the most aggravating thing in the world is coming to bed, ready to stuff your dick in your bitch and her coming up with one excuse or another that she doesn’t want to fuck.  Let me as you something,  when the hell did it become [...]

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Beating Bitches Topeka Kansas

April 20th, 2012 No Comments

So newest thing that bitches are complaining about is that some backwater hick city on the asshole of the universe decriminalized something that shouldn’t have been criminalized in the first place.  Beating bitches.  You see Topeka Kansas has run out of money.  Probably because its…  well…. Kansas.  Considering anyone with any kind of money has [...]

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Rough Sex at the Laundromat

April 19th, 2012 No Comments

One of the more useful things bitches are supposed to do is do laundry.  In fact other than sucking our cocks when they are commanded too its probably the most useful of bitch skills.  After all it sucks wearing soiled clothes.  Now of course bitches don’t like doing laundry.  But then again its work, hence [...]

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Rough Sex and the Walking Dead

April 17th, 2012 No Comments

So I am a big fan of that show “The Walking Dead” on AMC.  The only problem with it that I see is not their unrealistic view of when the zombie Apocalypse comes but why the fuck do they continue to listen to their stupid bitches.  I think you will agree those bitches in the [...]

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Rough Sex for Angelica Heart

April 11th, 2012 No Comments

It never ceases to amaze me how entitled bitches are.  Today’s example of bitches “Demanding” something they have no right to is Facebook.  You see some cunt group called UltraViolet which “supposedly” boasts “300,000” members, all of which undoubtedly need Rough Sex.  Is demanding that Facebook put a bitch on its board since it is [...]

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The Best Contraception is Forced Anal Sex

April 5th, 2012 No Comments

If you are stupid enough to get tricked into marriage by some bitch in this day and age you inevitably have whatever hell the court system will put you though coming.  However there are some things you can do to protect yourself.  First and foremost don’t let the bitch get knocked up.  You see as [...]

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Rough Sex and Advertizing

April 3rd, 2012 No Comments

So unsurprisingly bitches simply don’t have a sense of humor.  A bunch of bitches have got their panties in a bunch because Belvedere Vodka issued a new advertisement featuring a a guy with a surprised bitch and the  tag line.  “Unlike some people, Belvedere goes down smoothly” which I find quite clever and amusing.  Shit [...]

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Stupid Looking Bitch Gets Rough Sex

March 28th, 2012 No Comments

Now bitches are stupid but on occasion you meet one with that look on their faces that makes you wonder how they can walk and breath at the same time.  This is indeed one of those Bitches.  Which of course means eventually she will do something so stupid that even other bitches agree that the [...]

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Daisy Dukes and Ass Rape

March 15th, 2012 2 Comments

Now that spring has hit and we are having unprecedented warmth for this time of year since global warming is all bullshit.  The first thing our bitches are going to do is to pull out their short shorts and parade their ass around.  Don’t get me wrong I love a bitch in tight jeans as [...]

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The Proper Way To do Laundry is to Give it to a Bitch

March 12th, 2012 No Comments

So bitches all over twitter are enraged.  You see some bitch when doing her boyfriend’s laundry noticed the tag in his jeans.  Under care it reads simply “Give it to your woman, its her job” .  This of course enraged her prompting her to take a picture of it and twitter it all over the [...]

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