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The one thing that you learn the day you are able to afford Movers instead of your lazy ass friends to move all your shit into another place is that all movers are criminals. 
There is exactly no other way a human can get that big and hump that heavy useless shit that you have [...]

Well I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas and slapped your bitch on Christmas morning before she opened up her presents.  That being said here is yet another dumb bitch in the woods who stumbles across a brutal rapist. 
I wonder if there is a whole race or rapists that live in huts [...]

I’m not even going to go on about this bitch getting the insides fucked out of her.  I mean come on,  she looks like a fucking idiot.  As Evolution dictates,  fucking idiots are good for perhaps two things. 
One,  They get eaten by whatever large animal was chasing them.  Second on the off chance they [...]

So I am driving last night getting really irritated with the idiot in front of me.  First the shithead was looking just about everywhere in the car except the road.  Second I was stuck in traffic.  And third this shithead has this humongous wing on the back of a 4 cylinder Subaru .  Now this [...]

I hate fucking pretty boys. I’m not saying this because I am not attractive or anything like that. In fact not all good looking dickheads are pretty boys.  No to be a pretty boy you have to be pretty much devoid of anything making you manly.  Of course bitches love these brainless shiftless fags. 
Unfortunately [...]

You know,  Tying a cunt to a tree is a cheap and effective way to keep them handy when you decide to get randy.  All the better if you live out in the woods and no one can hear her crying as you rape her ass. 
The issue is if you leave them outside naked [...]

Ah,  we are back to dumb fucking cunts that insist on hitchiking.  Most likely because they are too fucking stupid or lazy to get a job and afford a fucking car.  Nope these geniuses just get into cars with guys they don’t know and then go crying “woe is me” when they get their ass [...]

ITS A FUCKING MICROWAVE BITCH!  You don’t call a fucking repairman for something you can get at Wal-Mart for 50 bucks.  Shit they probably even take food stamps for the damn thing. 
But then again we get an insight into a cunt’s intellect.  Spend more fixing the fucking thing then it costs to buy a [...]

You know I like to watch the idiots that try out for American Idol.  Most of these people have no other plan in life other than become famous.  They ignore the miniscule chance of actually getting on the show.  Interestingly the real idiots who think this way are generally limited to bitches and fags. 
Well [...]

Apparently this lovely bride is none to happy about her imminent wedding.  So she does what any other bride about to marry a fucking loser would do.  She gets drunk and calls the best man to bitch and whine
The best man being the decent sort listens patently to her self absorbed complaining and then [...]