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So our government almost shut down over the weekend.  And what might I ask was the reason our idiots in congress reached an impasse?  It was of course over bitches!  You see the republican idiots wanted to keep bitches from having abortions and this offended the democratic idiots since the entire party is run by [...]

Years ago I went and visited a friend of mine at his university.  While lots of drinking and fucking dumb bitches was had by all I learned a very important lesson that day about our sluts.  I was talking with one of my friends, friends and the conversation was pretty much as you would expect [...]

Are you sick of wandering bitches.  Does yours have the tendency to wander to the mall and spend all of your money when you are away at work?  Have you ever caught your bitch wandering into traffic to retrieve something shiny.  Yes folks watching your bitch is a full time job.  But thankfully your job [...]

Bitches love to make excuses.  They make excuses for just about everything they are supposed to be doing because in a bitches mind someone someplace is supposed to wait on them hand and foot.  But the one thing they love to make excuses for is why they shouldn’t be fucked inconveniently just about the time [...]

So bitches are enraged because the Republicans want to define Rape as what it should be.  A dude forcing a bitch to fuck physically.  Now I would argue that most bitches deserve it from time to time,  I really don’t have a problem with it.  I would much rather give up a form of Rough [...]

This next Rough Sex Update has some nonsense to do with some trailer trash bitch Rough Fucked in her cousin’s barn.  Which considering what we know about our southern bitches is probably not that far from the truth.  There is a joke which goes What do you call a guy and a bitch that gets [...]

The other day one of the supreme court Justices said that there is nothing in the constitution that prohibits discrimination against Bitches and congress is free to pass such a law.  Finally someone is coming to their fucking senses! Now all we have to do is get the pansies to pass a law stating women [...]

So we had a snow storm, now the news is littered with bitches complaining that they can’t get home or are stuck.  Now of course we should expect our bitches to complain.  The thing about this particular storm is that at least two days before the weather told us we are probably going to have [...]

Bitches love exercise machines.  A bitch will beg and plead with you to buy her the latest expensive physical activity gadget and you might be temped since logic would have it if she used the thing she might slim down that fat ass of hers that she got sitting on it while you work all [...]

I Don’t get our Criminal Justice System.  On the rare occasion when a Bitch breaks the law they are generally sent to bitch prison.  Now bitch prison is only staffed by other bitches who undoubtedly need some Rough Sex of their own.  Now that our bitch is incarcerated with no men to Rough Fuck her [...]