Rough Sex Online

So I was reading this article on Haiti.  Aside from being the asshole of the earth populated by people who refuse to help themselves.  Bitches are very very concerned about bitch rights. You see this is why we never listen to you.  There are things called priorities bitch! Now in a country where half the [...]

As we all know bitches are not exactly known for their intellectual ability.  But you would think if they were engaging in sexting with another guy they would have the brains at least to hide it from their boyfriends!   But then it is somewhat unsurprising considering the nature of bitches.  On top of that this [...]

Our feminist bitches are once again at it.  This time our fat unfucked feminists have a problem with the phrase “losing ones virginity” because well…..  they are bitches, does anything a bitch does or says make any sense?  Here is one of the delightful rational from one of these should be whores. “First of all, [...]

Bitches love to join gyms.  You would think it would be quite the opposite considering how fucking lazy they are.  The thing is they join them to spend your money and typically never go resulting in not only do you have to pay to feed the fat bitch but the useless membership as well.  What [...]

Now that Superbowl is only weeks away it is time for out bitches to start complaining not only about football but of the evil men who traffic prostitutes to the Superbowl since as we all know after a good game of football all we really want to do is fuck a skanky whore.  But as [...]

You would think bitches would learn by now that when we come home drunk we usually want to fuck.  Being bitches it is their job to oblige us!  Unfortunately much of the time our bitches disagree which of course they also have not learned we usually couldn’t give two shits about whatever silliness runs through [...]

I think these guys have a great idea here.  Every club should have a bitch chained to a pole and available to the patrons.  It would definitely make club hopping considerably more interesting rather than sitting there having to deal with self important bitches in fuck me heels all night.  But I would suggest tying [...]

Bitches not quite understanding what getting raped is have decided that more bitches in the United States have been raped than male and female smokers put together.  Yes indeed in a report by the CDC the National Intimate Partner and Sexual Violence Survey or complete and utter bullshit report for short they have decided that [...]

Out of all the fucked up drug addicts out there I hate the meth whore the most.  Its not that she is stupid,  or usually ugly or even that she is a bitch.  Its because I have to go though security checks to get a fucking box of decent cold medicine.  This is a perfect [...]

I always thought that Harry Potter should have given Luna Lovegood a dose of old fashion Rough Sex.  Now yeas I know what you’re thinking “Fish, are you out of your fucking mind?  With a piece of ass like Emma Watson hanging around?” Yea that’s true but sometimes you have to think past your penis [...]