Take Your Bitch For a Walk Day and Show Other Men How to Rough Fuck

March 23rd, 2010 by Fish

We have leash laws for our dogs, so why not for our bitches? I mean they are perhaps slightly more intelligent then our canine friends however they have been known to dart out in the middle of a busy street to investigate some shiny thing that has caught their eye.

The other reason we have leash laws for our dogs is the annoyance factor. A dog allowed to roam free is indeed a nuisance, shitting everywhere and sniffing random people’s crotches. While most bitches do know what a toilet is used for by the time they are ready to be rough fucked and they don’t go around sniffing crotch (unless you tell them too) a unrestrained bitch in public is just as annoying.

For starters they make alot of noise, usually talking to other bitches or on their cell phones. Typically when they are speaking their brains have difficulty keeping up with other tasks such as walking and trying not to bump into other people. They also get in the way, seeing something shiny in a store window they will stop blocking egress on the sidewalk while they search frantically for their husband’s credit card to purchase the bauble they desire.

Finally of course there is a possession thing. There is nothing that says this is MY bitch than a bitch on a leash. I mean you wouldn’t let your dog just run over to some stranger and sniff his crotch? Why then should you let your bitch converse with him or her?

As a final note, please make sure to feed your bitch. Particularly after you rough fuck her since they tend to get quite hungry and the food gets the taste of sperm out of their mouths.

From Public Disgrace