The Not so Much Rough Sex Hate Mailbag

February 24th, 2010 by Fish

Aside from being rather annoying and completely devoid of any sense of responsibility bitches do indeed never fail to amaze me. Take for example a number of emails I have been sitting on, by none other than the bitches we complain about on Rough Sex Online. Now since it is rare that a bitch has any kind of useful thought going though her head these emails almost make sense!

So while bitches usually should not be listened to, One must equate an intelligent thought out email to your dog suddenly speaking to you. You might not believe it, or even like it. But it damn well happened.

Katelyn writes

“Dear fish,”
Spell it with a capitol bitch, its the little button on your keyboard that says CAPS. If you can’t find it then ask a guy to show you

“ I have to say I love your site. To be truthful I agree with all you say on here.”
My god we have a bitch that knows her place

“Unfortunately my boyfriend does not have rough sex with me as much as like”
Find another boyfriend, there are lots of them outside of gay bars

“even though I always make sure I have the house clean and food on the table when he gets home from work”
You actually seem like the perfect bitch! Call me!

All I really want to say is keep up the good work.
Aww thank you

Now this and the above emails came in within a couple of days of each other which makes them somewhat suspect. Normally I would get either bitches or screaming metro sexual stating how evil I am. But hey, I’ll bite

Jasmine Writes
”I found your website a few days ago and I must say…I really do like it.”
The fact that a bitch likes this site offends and encourages me, Encouraging since the bitch pendulum is swinging the other way. Perhaps the next generation of sluts will behave properly. Offends since I am apparently using big words enough to cofound the bitches.

“But DAMN, it really does get me horny. no joke.”
Yea its your bitch nature kicking in, now learn how to cook

“I assume you don’t get a lot of positive feedback from women, lol, so I might be one of few.”
Yet another obvious fact that a bitch must point out to engage in useless conversation.

“I don’t know why I get so turned on reading your website, but I just do.”
See former point.

“I wonder what it would be like to be treated like that…”
Lets see.. Anyone got any idea’s how this bitch could be treated like this? Engage her curiosity so to speak? If worse comes to worse sweetie email me an I will indeed be happy to engage your curiosity by treating you like you should be.

Finally some bitch Katie writes

“that is terrible the way you talk about women”
then how should I speak about a bunch of entitled little sluts?

“we are not bitches”
Umm …. ok….. please elaborate

“and we are there for more than cooking, cleaning and seeing to mens needs “
The question is would you be actually good at these “other things” please omit spending a guys money and nagging. I think those go without saying

Fish

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