The Rough Sex Hate Mailbag

November 4th, 2009 by Fish

Another amazing email from bitch reader.

“Dear Bitch”
Umm, I think you might have your nomenclature somewhat wrong, You see if I was actually a bitch I would have never had the ambition to start a blog since I would be too busy spending some guy’s money and whining about how he doesn’t respect your lazy ass.

“How to you like being called a bitch? you fucking asshole”
Well you could also call me a troll which like being called a bitch would probably not bother me since I am indeed not green and I don’t live under a bridge

“Your site is the most disgusting site on the internet”
Thank you!

“I was raped in school, and the scumbag prosecutor wouldn’t put him in jail because a bunch of frat guys said I was drunk and said I consented and that a number of them had slept with me.”
Hmm Lets see, What exactly would that tell you? The witnesses said you were a drunken whore, the prosecutor determined you were a drunken whore, you were a drunken whore in the past. Perhaps, just perhaps, you are indeed a drunken whore?

“But I didn’t!’
So how many guys didn’t fuck the shit out of you?

“He started bragging to everyone about what we did”
Ah, the crux of the story, He told everyone you were a drunken whore, which might I add it appears that all parties involved agree that you are. Hence like a bitch you wanted revenge.

“So then I tried to sue him and noone would take my case!”
Ok I know since you are a bitch, logic escapes you. Lets start this from the beginning. After everyone agreed your a drunken whore your surprised that others might think your a drunken whore as well? On top of which you decided that being a drunken whore entitles you to money which is indeed not surprising

“Your site reminds me of that horrible period, and I am talking to a lawyer to sue you!”
Does that mean I get to rough fuck you as well before the trial ? Let me know the names of the frat guys so I can call them and find out the proper way to rough fuck a slut like you.

“He will be sending you a letter demanding to shut down your site”
Please don’t bother I have my response right now

Dear Lawyer
Your client is indeed a drunken whore, pursuant to this fact I might suggest that should you be so inclined ,buy a couple of 40’s and a cheap bottle of peach schnapps and you too can stuff your dick into this sluts mouth. I would also suggest a gag since she is quite annoying. Should you choose not to do this could you please give me her address so the rest of us can have some fun.

Respectfully
Fish

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