Who needs a iPhone when You have A Bitch To write on

November 29th, 2009 by Fish

If you’re somewhat absent minded like I am, a bitch is a surprisingly good for writing notes on to remind you of things. For example let’s assume you have been hit on the head and completely forgotten where to stick your dick.

Well you can leave notes for yourself right on your bitch! You can write “dick goes here” between her legs with useful arrows so you don’t try to fuck her foot. You can write, “Insert Cock, make bitch stop making noise” on her cheeks and even “Make bitch scream in agony” on her ass cheeks.

If you’re artistic you can even draw pictograms on her back to remind you how to properly abuse the bitch, you’ll eventually come across them when you have her bent over for one of those “ah ha!” moments.

From The Training of O