Why You Should Leave Your Bitch Tied Up Outside The Hardware Store

March 4th, 2010 by Fish

There is no retail establishment more manly than the hardware store which of course means that bitches hate it. So one wonders why in the would would one bring a bitch to such a place.

Now perhaps you don’t have a choice. Bitch sitters are quite expensive and you always run the risk of the bitch sitter rough fucking your bitch. This is of course bothersome since when infused with another guys cum you of course must dump her and find another bitch and start your training all over again.

But I digress. Now in plenty of places it is perfectly acceptable to tie your dog up outside a retail establishment. So why indeed not your bitch? This little fact I indeed find somewhat ironic since your dog if brought into a store will not try to spend all your money and whine about it afterward. The dog will probably look disinterested and lick its balls alot.

But of course this isn’t the world we live in, we cannot just tie our bitch up outside while we go do something useful. But being a guys domain the Hardware store is indeed a hazardous place for your bitch. Since indeed she might get some rough sex with all the bitchless dudes that frequent the place. On top of which the mere fact that someone could steal your bitch if she is outside or if tied improperly you run the risk of your bitch running out in traffic and getting hit by a bus if she sees something shiny in the road.

So the word to the wise my friend. Unless you want multiple unpleasant scenario’s including getting rough fucked from the patrons then please leave your bitch home, preferably tied up in the basement as not to bother your neighbors with her whining.

From Public Disgrace